Jordan
A Place to hide the less constructive elements of my personality
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- Steven Moffat: Hello there, I don't believe we've met.
- Ryan Murphy: Oh my god, hi! I'm a huge fan of your shows.
- Steven Moffat: Yes yes, of course you are.
- Ryan Murphy: The way you enrage your audience...I aspire to be like you one day.
- Steven Moffat: Is that so. Anyways, I heard that you're adding a character named Rory this season.
- Ryan Murphy: Yes! He's going to be a foreign exchange student who lives with Brit--
- Steven Moffat: I don't actually care. All that's important is you do one thing.
- Ryan Murphy: What?
- Steven Moffat: Kill him.
- Ryan Murphy: I'm sorry.
- Steven Moffat: You heard me. Kill Rory.
- Ryan Murphy: But he's a high school student and we're not that dark.
- Steven Moffat: It doesn't matter. Kill him.
- Ryan Murphy: That wouldn't even make any sense.
- Steven Moffat: As if your show ever makes sense. Kill Rory.
- Ryan Murphy: Sorry, but I ca--
- Steven Moffat: If you expect to ever win an awards show, you'll kill him.
- Ryan Murphy: You didn't win tonight either, Steven.
- Steven Moffat;: I'm from the UK. I'm automatically better than you.
- Ryan Murphy: Wha--
- Steven Moffat: KILL RORY.
